Thursday, 21 September 2017

Funny christmas wishes

Funny Christmas wishes

>>Christmas shopping is awesome, only when it is for you.

>>My letter to Santa this year asked for YOU! So don’t be surprised when he comes through your window and puts you in a sack!

>>Hasn't Santa ever heard of Diet Coke and the treadmill?

>>Your smile is contagious, pass it on to everyone around. Make everyone happy all along! Merry Christmas!


>>May Santa and his elves bring you bundles of joy and the Yuletide cheer!

>>Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and to your family!

>>I hate Santa! He reminds me of the men who come for 10 minutes, do their thing and disappear for the remaining 364 days!

>>Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and all your cash suddenly disappears.

>>You are all that I want this Christmas! No actually, I wouldn't mind a car, diamonds and some cash too!

>>Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys to wish them without being called a slut!

>>The one thing that no one wants to find in the stocking on the Christmas morning, is a key to their own car. Spread the fun and spirit. Merry Christmas.

>>It's 25th December! May God bless you and your loved ones the whole year round! Have a Joyous Christmas!


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